#a bed and a half

[freefallintothevoid]

Dick Grayson's unmatched success as a child vigilante makes a lot more sense when you remember the Court of Owls was a thing and that Dick was meant to be the next Grey Son.

There is no way that someone at Haly's Circus wasn't there keeping an eye on him while he grew up. A future weapon needs to be trained and monitored after all, and a circus, a place where weird skills are completely normal, is actually a great place to secretly train a child.

You know, just some knife tricks that translated really well into actual fighting. How to get out of restraints and pick locks while under a time limit. Death defying acrobatic stunts that coincidentally do wonders for parkouring. That sort of thing. Nothing that seems out of place for a boy growing up around circus performers to learn, but would literally any where else.

I mean, while I fully believe that most kids would want to kill the man responsible for their parents deaths, Dick was weirdly prepared to go through it. He tracked down Zucco with way more ease than any normal child should have too. He became the first child vigilante, for goodness sake. The first Robin! He only started getting formal training after he basically forced Bruce into it!

Bruce himself has no idea that this kind of competency in a child is unusual, considering he was much too blinded by the similarities between his and Dick's tragic orphanhoods.

Alfred is in a similar boat because he’s desensitized to weird children after he somehow managed to successfully raise Bruce 'The Batman' Wayne, so he doesn't clock the hyper-competency as abnormal either.

By the time the other batkids start popping up (Jason 'The Audacity' Todd, borderline-street rat with no fear) (Tim 'the greatest stalker in Gotham history' Drake, child genius, also bullied his way into becoming Robin) (Barbara 'raised by the only uncorrupt cop in gotham' Gordon) (Stephanie 'daddy issues and spite' Brown) (Duke 'Pretends he's the normal one and people believe him' Thomas) it's too late.

It would also explain how Dick got along so well with Damian out of all of them. Similar childhood with different approaches and all that. On some subconscious level, Dick recognises and resonates with the murderous ten year old assassin with strong familial ties to a secret elite assassin organization.

It isn't until after the whole Court of Owls and Grey Son reveal that suddenly Dick realises a whole lot of things about his childhood that suddenly make a lot more sense.

[napping-sapphic]

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

[business-magazine2024]

רהיטי הסיטי - שדרגו את הבית שלכם עם מיטות מפוארות ומזרנים נוחים במיוחד!

כאשר מדובר על עיצוב ושדרוג הבית, אין ספק כי חדר השינה הוא אחד מהחללים החשובים ביותר שיש להשקיע בהם. רהיטי הסיטי מציעים לכם מגוון רחב של מיטות מפוארות ומזרנים נוחים במיוחד, שיבטיחו לכם חוויית שינה בלתי נשכחת ועיצוב מרהיב. אך זה לא הכל - רהיטי הסיטי מציעים גם פתרונות ריהוט נוספים שיכולים לשדרג כל פינה בביתכם.

סוגי המיטות

מיטות זוגיות

המיטות הזוגיות של רהיטי הסיטי מציעות שילוב מושלם של נוחות ועיצוב. עם דגש על איכות הבנייה וחומרי הגלם, המיטות הללו יספקו לכם שינה מתוקה ונעימה כל לילה.

מיטות בד

מיטות הבד שלנו מעוצבות בקפידה ומציעות מראה אלגנטי ויוקרתי. הן מגיעות במגוון צבעים ובדים לבחירה, כך שתוכלו למצוא את המיטה המתאימה ביותר לעיצוב חדר השינה שלכם.

מיטות וחצי

למי שמחפש פתרון מושלם לחדרי נוער או חדרי אורחים, מיטות וחצי הן הבחירה האידיאלית. הן מציעות מרחב שינה רחב יותר ממיטות יחיד, אך תופסות פחות מקום ממיטות זוגיות.

מיטות מעוצבות

רהיטי הסיטי מתמחים בעיצוב מיטות מותאמות אישית, כך שתוכלו ליהנות ממיטה ייחודית ומרהיבה שתתאים בדיוק לטעמכם ולעיצוב הפנים שלכם.

מיטות עם ארגז

מיטות עם ארגז מציעות פתרון אחסון חכם ונוח, המתאים במיוחד לחדרים קטנים או לדירות עם שטח אחסון מוגבל. הארגז המובנה מאפשר לכם לאחסן מצעים, בגדים ופריטים נוספים בצורה מסודרת ויעילה.

מיטות יהודיות

למי שמחפש פתרונות עיצוב המתאימים למסורת היהודית, רהיטי הסיטי מציעים מיטות יהודיות בעיצובים מרהיבים ואיכותיים. מיטות אלו מתאימות לכלל ההלכות וההנחיות, ומציעות נוחות וחוזק לאורך זמן.

מיטות יחיד

מיטות יחיד הן פתרון מצוין לחדרי ילדים, חדרי אורחים וחדרי נוער. הן מגיעות במגוון עיצובים וצבעים, ומציעות נוחות מירבית תוך ניצול מקסימלי של שטח החדר.

רהיטים נוספים

קומדות וארונות

לצד המיטות המפוארות, רהיטי הסיטי מציעים גם קומדות וארונות מעוצבים, המותאמים בדיוק לצרכים שלכם. הארונות שלנו מגיעים במגוון עיצובים וגדלים, עם פתרונות אחסון חכמים ונוחים.

סלונים ופינות אוכל

רהיטי הסיטי מציעים גם מגוון רחב של סלונים ופינות אוכל, שיביאו לביתכם תחושת חמימות ונוחות. הסלונים שלנו מגיעים בעיצובים מודרניים וקלאסיים, כך שתוכלו למצוא את ההתאמה המושלמת לטעמכם.

מזנונים ושולחנות לסלון

המזנונים והשולחנות לסלון שלנו מעוצבים בקפידה ומציעים פתרונות אחסון ונוחות, לצד עיצוב ייחודי ומרהיב.

סיכום - למה לבחור ברהיטי הסיטי?

רהיטי הסיטי היא הבחירה המושלמת למי שמחפש לשדרג את ביתו עם רהיטים איכותיים, מעוצבים ונוחים. אנו מציעים מגוון רחב של פתרונות ריהוט לכל חלל בבית, עם דגש על איכות הבנייה, חומרי הגלם והשירות האישי. עם רהיטי הסיטי, תוכלו להיות בטוחים שאתם מקבלים את הטוב ביותר עבור הבית שלכם. בואו לגלות את מגוון הרהיטים שלנו וליהנות מחוויית קנייה ושירות שאין שני לה.

[shrub-rose]

[househrt]

House and Wilson keep drugging each other until they refuse to eat/drink anything they offer each other unless they see someone else consume it too

Naturally, this culminates in Wilson dosing his own lunch one day. He eats it slowly to allow for House to steal enough to be sedated and it ends with House passing out and Wilson being smug about it until he realises he fucked up the dose and he's about to pass out too. I love these two losers <333333

[the-meme-monarch]

YIPPEE THIRD AND FINAL ONE !! happy anniversary deltarune chapter 2 :]

[markantonys]

[teddybeartoji]

toji poking his head under your shirt and nipping at your tummy when you don't want to get up in the morning:(((((

[idliketobeatree]

listening to Too Sweet for the first time and, damn, Crowley never got his flat back, did he? can't believe he's been crashing on Hozier's couch all this time drinking booze and waxing lamentations about his angel. strange world we live in

[ellsarchive]

Theo Nott Headcannons!! *.•

*.-{{ellsarchive}}-.*

Rebelogs are appreciated <3!!

Either sleeps for at least half of the day or never sleeps at all. This man has never had a normal nights sleep.

—> once, the Slytherins won the house cup. I kid you not when I tell you he didn’t sleep for two days and then slept for 20 hours straight.

Has never been angry in English

—> stubs his toe? Italian. Betrayed? Italian. Someone acting up? ITALIAN.

His arm WILL be around you at all times times whether you like it or not. Whether that’s an arm around your shoulders as you walk through the halls, a hand on your waist when you sit together, or arms wrapped around you as you sleep, is for you to find out.

Actually very loyal when in a relationship, but if he’s hung up on you whilst single he’s the most promiscuous man known to the wizarding world. It’s one of few distractions, in his eyes.

Speaks to you in Italian, saying the words he can’t bring himself to tell you in a way you’ll understand (assuming you don’t speak the language).

He knew he was in love when he found himself scribbling words on to a paper, his quill seeming to know nothing but your name and the way his soul screams it.

—> he’s never considered himself much of a writer. He took up the hobby after falling for you.

His mother taught him to play the piano as a child.

I wouldn’t say he “didn’t believe in love” before you, moreso he wasn’t sure if it was made for him. If he was meant for it. You made him feel so wrong.

Struggles with depression, it gets especially worse when his dad reaches out more.

He cried in the washroom when you took him to meet your parents.

—> your dad loved you despite you taking different paths than him, and your mother is still there. There’s nothing more to ask for. ‘Maybe that’s why he turned out him and you turned out you.’

—> Not long after, he received another letter from his father, and found himself crying into your arms for hours. He couldn’t even explain why, but you didn’t ask. You just held him. In that moment, he was sure his mother had brought you to him.

Offers you a smoke whenever he lights one, but not necessarily because he wants you to take it. He just feels wrong if he’s not offering you what he has.

Actually really nice, despite his sarcasm and apparent coldness. That may be who he seems to be, but anyone who bothers to look further will see what lies beneath.

Not necessarily quiet, but the most reserved of the group. Everyone knows him, but barely anyone knows him.

Lwk Noah (the notebook) coded, but in the “Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.” Way.

Reads when he actually has the time, like when the dorms aren’t being used like a frat house and his life actually seems normal. He keeps it to himself, though.

Ended up buying his own first aid kit because you were always in his dorm patching him up.

—> what can he say, though? Mattheo’s always fighting, and he’d be a bad friend not to jump in. Don’t even get him started on when he fights for you, either.

When he fights, no emotion is poured into it. Instead of red hot anger that shoots through his veins and into his knuckles, he’s ice. Face straight as he beats men into the infirmary.

Dresses like if Jacob Elordi, David Beckham, and Brad Pitt had a fashion baby.

Never makes his bed (he’s not leaving it half of the time anyway)

Always says his favourite food is pasta but will DEVOUR a grilled cheese like no other

Loves chocolate chip cookies, holds a particular hatred for oatmeal cookies.

Dreams of people he loves being ripped away from him, and all he can do is beg for it not to happen.

—> sleep talks. Sometimes you’ll hear his faint pleads, and all you can do is hold him tighter and hope it ends soon. You never mention it after because he’d be embarrassed.

A broken, broken boy whose light shines through the breaks in his heart. He’s scared to glue it back together in case it will block out the light, but you’ve made him sure you’ll shine through him no matter what.

“Blue - Billie Eilish”

_.•*

Also please comment recs for a playlist I’m making for him, or if you’d like more! <33

[hyperblue]

tim drake, protective mama bear on a verge of insanity: get your hands off my daughter

kon, under his breath: ...dammit I'm a slut for this man

[bigfatbreak]

everything happens so much

[temeyes]

sleepy legs zzz

[bet-on-me-13]

Biologically everybody's kid

So! Have you ever seen those Prompts or Headcanons where Ghosts and Ectoplasm are Unstable and like to change alot? Specifically based on the Hosts Beliefs and such?

Well, imagine this.

Danny is a part of the JLA, and one day he needs to get a Blood Test done. It's just a normal Physical, so that they know how to help him if he ever gets hurt, or to see if he has any health concerns that need to be addressed.

They get the results of the DNA Tear back, and find that it tested positive for Amazonian DNA.

They are confused. Why did Phantom never mention that he was an Amazon? Diana is feeling down because he is a member of her same Race and never told her.

Then, they test again just to see if it was accurate and it comes back as Yeti DNA.

Now they are confused.

They test it again, and it's Dragon DNA.

Again, and it's Kryptonian DNA.

Again, and it's Batman's DNA.

Again, and they find traces of the Speed Force in his DNA.

Every time they test the DNA again, they get a different result, telling them that he is Half Human Half something else that is constantly changing.

They are confused, Danny is not aware of any of this, and Batman is already calling Dibs.

[frankiebirds]

literally why does he know this

[muirmarie]

mcspirk where spock, having grown up on vulcan, prefers it warmer when he sleeps (and/or meditates in the bed with them), and kirk, having gotten used to sleeping under a lot of blankets when he was recovering from the severe malnutrition of tarsus (a side effect of which is that he was always cold), still prefers to sleep under a bunch of blankets as a comfort thing...

and yet somehow mccoy, who tends to run a little warm when sleeping anyway, keeps getting stuck in the ninth circle of hell that is the middle of the bed, covered in layers of blankets, in a room with the heat raised, scowling at the ceiling at the fact that kirk and spock are such goddamn light sleepers that if he tries to crawl out of the bed they will a) wake up, and b) immediately turn into octopuses and refuse to let him leave, and he will a) still be stuck there, but now b) even warmer because they'll be holding onto him like their life depends on it...

this happens at least three times a week

(listen he may be a georgia boy, but they had air conditioning, thanks!!)